How To Beatbox And The Tale Of Izzy Landon

First, let me tell you a little story.  Timmy found a hole in the ground.  He fell in.  No one cared except the dog.  Dog went for help.  Nobody could translate the barking so no one helped.  Timmy was never found.  It's a really sad story if you think about it.  Dogs really are loyal but they get distracted easily.  Anyway, now that you know the story of Timmy and his loyal dog, I would like to give you a written tutorial on the art of beat boxing.  I'm not really a big fan of this form of music but I do believe that there are some benefits involved in acquiring any knowledge so let us begin:

Step one - Select a time and place that allows for un-distracted practice.  It is important to allow for unrestrained and continuous practice which allows for the freedom of creativity.  I am not an expert in any way of performing beat box but I do know that practice usually increases the chances of full potential in any endeavor.

Step two - Choose a rhythm and timing.  This step will eventually allow for multiple levels of enjoyment and increase the overall satisfaction of yourself and any listeners.  Don't be afraid to experiment with multiple levels of timing.  In fact, you will find yourself enjoying the challenge.

Step three - Use your face.  Any experienced beat box performer will tell you, the face is the instrument.  Any instrument worth its value is dependent on tuning and quality of maintenance. Just try to play a trumpet that's never had the spittle blown out.  Eventually the valves start plugging up and eventually the instrument becomes unbalanced and water logged.  This applies to your face as well.  Try spitting and stretching.  This will allow for greater range and endurance.  And the front of the crowd will remain dryer.  And stock up on chap stick or some other moisturizing agent.  The lips must remain moist and there is a great risk of drying and cracking so prevention is key.

Step four - Create a working parameter around your body for unhampered movement.  When the tempo and correct rhythm is found, you will desire to use all your body in defining your style.  A mannequin is only useful in displaying clothes.  Limber up and really get that body moving.  The visual effect can be just as important as the sound.  Once a freedom of movement occurs you will want the stage uninhibited.  The occasional child will want to get close so remain vigilant of your surrounding area.  One jabbed eye in a little toddler will bring the performance to a shocking end and ruin your reputation as a performer.

The basic beat box can be started with six key words and others will come to you in time.  Try the following  repetition of words for a basic pattern and then combine them in your own unique style:
"Boots and Cats" (4 times) and then "Boots and Ketchup" (4 times)    You will be amazed how quickly you can become proficient with the style that lays dormant within you.  Timing is very important but style can be the ultimate crowd pleaser.  Just ask Izzy Landon.  He was rated the top beat boxer in Thailand recently in the 2013 Thailand's Got Talent competition.  And that, my friends, is the tale of Izzy Landon.  My name is Rueuhy and I approve this blog.

Boots and cats
Boots and cats
Boots and cats
Boots and cats
Boots and ketchup
Boots and ketchup
Boots and ketchup
Boots and ketchup
Give me fries
Give me fries
Give me fries
Give me fries
Pass the dip
Pass the dip
Pass the dip
Pass the dip