The Next Big Thing

we interrupt this blog for a special keynote speech from Jony Ive, Senior Vice President of Design for Apple, Inc. : "What we wanted to do was create something really special for transportation in this new millenium. Here at Apple we've wanted to create something new and innovative. You know, transportation is something many hold really dear to their hearts. In this new century we wanted to tackle space exploration from a totally new perspective. When we imagine all the stars and all the possibilities our species have yet to conquer, this is the base from which we can begin to create something really special. And I think we've done it. We started with a new vessel from which a team will conduct a new mission. Using the newest and most advanced hardware we could patent, our designers have engineered something really special. A vessel capable of interstellar travel. Using our newest A12906 processor, this intergalactic exploration platform will reach the farthest galaxies enabling us to explore strange and different worlds. Possibly new life and new civilizations. Here at Apple we want you to boldly go where no other man has gone before. We call it the iStarship E. This ship is the most advanced and capable starship our universe has ever seen. With its sleek and bold presence you'll know that Saturn or Ursa Minor are really only the beginning. We're really excited and we've already begun to apply for patents for the next starship. When our founder dreamt of controlling this world, we wanted to go beyond that. Now, with a warp drive and self-containing shields, we will control the universe. And the controls utilize that touch interface that you've all grown to love since the introduction of the iPhone. I really believe this changes everything. Again." So, there you have it. The newest product went beyond IOS 7 and kicked NASA's butt. Next week's blog will concentrate on Apple's newest creation - they've taken a car and used the robotic vacuum cleaner Rumba and created something even more special. And they're calling it the iCarumba. My name is Rueuhy and I approve this blog.