The Song - 50 Ways To Cook Your Kitty

50 Ways to cook your kitty in the style of  "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" stolen by Paul Simon


There's my kitty sittin' next to my tv
She never moves around unless she needs to pee
I'm sick and tired of going hung-r-y
There must be 50 ways to cook your kitty

I've got pots and pans and a George Forman Grill
I'm just a simple man with culinary skills
I'll have to skin her first and maybe I'll have stew
There must be 50 ways to cook your kitty
(There must be 50 ways to cook your kitty)

- Chorus -
Use a little salt, Jack
Garlic and chives, Ty
You don't have to broil, Roy
But the meat is free
You might wanna filet, Jay
Try some marinate, Kate
Pre-heat to bake, Jake
And the meat is free


She put up a fight and ran up into a tree
I stayed awake all night until she got hungry
I'm gonna feed her until she's big enough for two
There must be 50 ways to cook your kitty
(There must be 50 ways to cook your kitty)


- Chorus-
Use a little salt, Jack
Garlic and chives, Ty
You don't have to broil, Roy
But the meat is free
You might wanna filet, Jay
Try some marinate, Kate
Pre-heat to bake, Jake
And the meat is free

(Repeat Chorus until you're sick of singing)